This was an awesome Facebook status update and subsequent comments to see after waking up at 7am on a holiday:

Joe: When god gives you lemons, get a new god.
Charles: Make hard lemonade.
Sara: I specifically asked for pomegranates D:

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I just encountered something hilarious at Kwik Trip. I was filling up my vehicle, and watching these three people standing around the back end of a parked car, looking at some sort of pamphlet and two of them talking on cell phones. I thought maybe they were lost, and so I walked close by to see if they were looking at some sort of map. On the ( Read more... )

http://community.livejournal.com/gamers/2292992.html

By far, the funniest thing I've read in years.